animatedtext:

honigimohr:

“please don’t forget the songs we listened to or the things we talked about please don’t forget the little inside jokes we had or the laughs we shared please don’t forget my smile or the sound of my voice please don’t forget me”

— (via poiseness)

durianquotes:

“I watch him in the kitchen, and I think of how much it hurts to love somebody. How deep the hurt is, how almost unbearable. It’s not the love that hurts; it’s the possibility of anything happening to the object of your love.”

— Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking

amargedom:

“In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful.”

—

amargedom:

“Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.”

—

teenagerposts:

Someone: *treats me badly*

Me: *forgives them immediately*

Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I’m mad at you.

funnytwittertweets:

dorfs:

420 is an angel number

delusioner:

tshirt that says: I CARE WHAT GHOSTS THINK OF ME

teathattast:

queerpyrate:

ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme:

7-11thuniverse:

celticpyro:

mia7437:

thats-so-roentgen:

thepillgrums:

tredlocity:

teathattast:

Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks

Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.

Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.

Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.

So what do they do? They look for the dick.

You heard me correctly. The dick.

Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.

Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.

Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.

This had been a PSA.

holy fucking shit

Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass

oh my god

What the fuck human anatomy

Doc: “Where does it hurt?”

Throckmorton your skateboarding cousin:

World heritage post

amargedom:

““We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.””

— Eleanor Roosevelt
(via naturaekos)

naturaekos:

““What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.””

—

amargedom:

““I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.””

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray
(via naturaekos)

bakwaaas:

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow